Absurdity is my business…And business is good.Tumblr (3.0; @fuzzbox)http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/ZeVcRTpd1lnnecncq8VjtfE6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>deceptive title :(</p>http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/90974782http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/90974782Sun, 29 Mar 2009 15:07:34 -0400<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/ZeVcRTpd1isob53mvfUgfSxao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Inspired by Stephanie, my world view.</p>http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/70945956http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/70945956Fri, 16 Jan 2009 12:32:45 -0500<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/ZeVcRTpd1ilxz85uL9UOroiTo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Most brilliant idea ever!</b></p> <p>Boss: we need to figure out how to sell 66% more baking soda without making any effort whatsoever.</p> <p>Intern: I think I got an idea here, boss….</p>http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/69849592http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/69849592Sun, 11 Jan 2009 19:29:00 -0500<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/ZeVcRTpd1fw4w0k7MD2fi9xmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>well duh.</p>http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/57907381http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/57907381Tue, 04 Nov 2008 08:41:08 -0500<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/ZeVcRTpd1fdiez0rRgT2vfazo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/55777052http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/55777052Wed, 22 Oct 2008 08:52:09 -0400<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/ZeVcRTpd1f735ynyFSesXQPoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>1-lb hot dog Halfway Cafe</p>http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/55093979http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/55093979Fri, 17 Oct 2008 20:58:37 -0400<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/ZeVcRTpd1dctz58h2DNYik5P_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The 70s wants their van back.</p>http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/48287837http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/48287837Mon, 01 Sep 2008 12:08:35 -0400<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/ZeVcRTpd1dctwemmYSSkGlTy_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’ll have what she’s having</p>http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/48287639http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/48287639Mon, 01 Sep 2008 12:06:27 -0400<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/ZeVcRTpd1d8rdcui3hR7I2XE_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>this is jeopardy… ghetto edition</p>http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/47955995http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/47955995Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:44:34 -0400<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/ZeVcRTpd1d8r88ccB1KxteDm_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>sloppy much?</p>http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/47955504http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/47955504Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:40:35 -0400<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/ZeVcRTpd1d8r6adeE8QDajwe_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>how do you get on the bus?</p>http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/47955333http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/47955333Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:39:04 -0400<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/ZeVcRTpd1d1k5g28NctVUH92_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>come on now…</p>http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/47225855http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/47225855Sun, 24 Aug 2008 14:48:04 -0400<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/ZeVcRTpd1bqljawhlNC5i22Y_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>boobs</p>http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/43176160http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/43176160Tue, 22 Jul 2008 17:55:55 -0400<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/ZeVcRTpd1b60wcx551ImsR0R_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Honestly now…</p>http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/41452242http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/41452242Tue, 08 Jul 2008 08:23:20 -0400<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/ZeVcRTpd1aqg9r2rdNpACJrW_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Most confusing vehicle badging ever. What’s a “Partial Zero”?</p> <p>If it’s a zero emissions vehicle, say so. If it’s part of zero, then it’s zero. Don’t we all learn in school that any number times zero is zero? Seems pretty obvious to me.</p> <p>thye proper term should be something like Super-ultra-low emission verhicle or something like that. Partial zero makes no sense.</p>http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/40062358http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/40062358Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:49:00 -0400<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/ZeVcRTpd1al5u8ft7Ij0g0xd_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>When I was a impressionable dork of only 13 years old, my friend Anthony Manzinelli Told me about this funny comedian he’d seen on HBO, then  we went to his house and watched a grainy VHS take of the “Carlin at Carnegie” special. I’d never heard anything as funny as that before.</p> <p>I spent years collecting all his other albums and tapes, and listened to them constantly for years. My ipod still has some of his prime albums in rotation, and I just recently got myself a copy of his forgotten TV sitcom.</p> <p>Though his comedy the last few years seems to have become less comedy and more “old man ranting”, in the 80s, George was pure genius.</p> <p>Thanks for the laughs, George.</p>http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/39565601http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/39565601Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:59:01 -0400<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/ZeVcRTpd1ad41y9rY8tl91kM_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Strawberry frozen lemonade. Girly but good!</p>http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/38850302http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/38850302Wed, 18 Jun 2008 02:47:00 -0400<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/ZeVcRTpd1abb3cmhbUOrSPU9_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>zoom zoom</p>http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/38679714http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/38679714Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:28:39 -0400<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/ZeVcRTpd13slzzeeIpm6kNc0_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/22999766http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/22999766Fri, 04 Jan 2008 12:32:30 -0500<embed src="http://www.channelfrederator.com/embed/player" width="400" height="320" allowscriptaccess="always" flashvars="video_file=http://www.channelfrederator.com/embed/play/TMM_20070906" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed><br/><br/>http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/10914320http://fuzzbox.tumblr.com/post/10914320Thu, 06 Sep 2007 15:53:36 -0400